The Oath of the Feral Aunt Society

I, [Name], as a feral aunt or savage daughter, swear to protect and defend those who need it. I reject patriarchy, knowing it is the greatest mistake of humanity, and I will work with my feral sisters to build a better world through elevating women and children.

I acknowledge and agree that all human beings deserve dignity and kindness, and I will use whatever gifts I have to advance empathy, understanding, and protection of the innocent.

I will not entertain nonsense. I will not tear down other self-identifying women. I will not engage with hate, nor will I give willful ignorance a voice.

I promise to continuously learn, to assume positive intent from my feral sisters, and – when necessary – inflict emotional, spiritual, financial, or physical damage on those who would seek to harm.

Finally, I will always and faithfully stay feral.